FixerUP Awarded "Least Efficient Contractor" for 5th Consecutive Year
The San Andreas Infrastructure Committee recognizes our commitment to maximum project duration.
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Real-time overview of ongoing municipal infrastructure projects
127
Full Closures
↑ 12 this month
483
Active Work Zones
↑ 8 this week
214
Pending Projects
Est. completion 2035
23
Completed (Ever)
🎉 Milestone achieved
Average Project Timeline
4.2
Years per Project
Industry standard: 6-9 months. We prefer quality relationships.
Our Capabilities
Municipal Services
Comprehensive infrastructure solutions tailored for San Andreas roadways since 2003
01
Roadway Development
Comprehensive asphalt removal and semi-permanent gravel deployment. Specialized in creating high-vibration driving environments that keep driversalert and engaged.
- Pothole Cultivation
- Gravel Optimization
- Steel Plate Installation
02
Bridge Maintenance
Structural integrity assessment using our proprietary "Wait and See" methodology. Steel plate reinforcement available for all spans.
- Structural Inspection
- Lane Reduction
- Weight Restrictions
03
Utility Services
Subterranean exploration and inadvertent utility discovery. We find the pipes so you don't have to. Water main breaks are our specialty.
- Emergency Excavation
- Pipe Discovery
- Traffic Disruption
04
Traffic Logistics
Strategic cone placement and detour optimization. Our work zones are designed for maximum visibility and psychological driver impact.
- Cone Orchestration
- Detour Design
- Flagging Operations
Innovation
Proprietary Technology
Award-winning solutions developed in-house
🏆 Award Winning
StealthPlate™ System
Our signature 2-inch thick steel plates are designed to be nearly indistinguishable from the road surface until impact, providing crucial suspension stress testing for every San Andreas motorist.
4,200+
Deployed
98%
Driver Alerts
🧪 Patented
FixerCrete™ Hybrid
A revolutionary concrete-style substance that maintains a consistent state of "mostly dry" for up to 48 months, ensuring work zones remain vibrant landmarks for years.
48mo
Drying Time
$2.1M
Cost savings
🔊 Patent Pending
Acoustic Pothole Detection
Leveraging sound-wave engineering, our potholes are tuned to alert drivers exactly 0.5 seconds before impact. Safety through audio surprise.
0.5s
Warning Time
$847
Avg Alignment Cost
Safety First
Worker Safety Protocol
Our crews follow strict guidelines to ensure maximum observation efficiency with minimum actual work output.
Observation-Only Work
Crews observe infrastructure issues from vehicles. Field work is performed by gravity and weather.
Hydration Breaks
Mandatory coffee breaks every 45 minutes. Productivity would suffer without them.
Communication
Phone usage is essential for coordinating delays with other crew members.
Current Work
Active Projects
Flagship infrastructure improvements across San Andreas
LS-8802
Delayed
Vespucci Blvd Bridge "Restoration"
14-year bridge rehabilitation project. Originally scheduled 2012 completion. Currently in Phase 7 of 12 planned phases.
BC-0347
In Progress
Route 68 Gravel Conversion
Transitioning asphalt to premium gravel surface. Extends commute times by average 23 minutes.
LS-9122
In Progress
Elysian Fields Pothole Cultivation
Strategic pothole development to improve driver attention and local auto mechanic economy.
RX-4410
Planning
Mirror Park Speed Bump Installation
Community-requested traffic calming measures. Speed bumps spaced every 12 feet for optimal discomfort.
Recognition
Awards & Achievements
Least Efficient Contractor
San Andreas Infrastructure Committee
2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025
Longest Project Completion
State Municipal Association
Vespucci Bridge (14+ years)
Most Steel Plates Per Capita
International Road Federation
Global Recognition
Orange High-Vis Vest Achievement
Safety Wear Council
Industry Leading
Our History
About FixerUP
Founded in 2003 by Gerald "Gerry" Montrose, FixerUP has evolved from a local asphalt patcher into a state-level infrastructure powerhouse.
We operate with a commitment to "Substantial Completion" — a philosophy that ensures every project remains a vital part of the local economy for years, if not decades. Our success metrics include project duration, budget utilization, and citizen complaints received.
23
Years of Service
847
Active Work Zones
$2.3B
State Funding
"Infrastructure isn't a destination; it's a recurring billing cycle that stimulates local economies through extended commutes, increased fuel consumption, and perpetual orange cone visibility."Gerald Montrose CEO & Founder
Leadership
Executive Team
GM
Gerald Montrose
CEO & Founder
Former pothole filling assistant. 20+ years perfecting municipal bidding. Believes speed limits are suggestions.
DP
Donald "Donny" Plates
Head of Steel Deployment
Believes if a road doesn't have 4+ metal plates, it's not truly safe. Hasn't seen pavement in years.
LL
Linda Ledger
Chief Procurement Officer
Can find $50M for "incidental gravel" anywhere. The budget is more of a suggestion.
RW
Robert "Bob" Walters
Director of Detours
Master of the 45-minute detour. Has created over 2,000 "unforeseen conditions" since 2015.
Sustainability
Environmental Impact
FixerUP is committed to sustainable infrastructure practices
12,400
Tons CO2 From idling Cars in Detours
45%
Shock Absorber Sales Increase
#1
Orange Paint Consumer Globally
Updates
News & Media
Global Gravel Shortage: Strategic Transition to "Coarse Sand"
CEO Gerald Montrose addresses upcoming sandy roadway transitions for all major freeways.
Read More →Audit Report: $42M Spent on High-Visibility Vest Dry Cleaning
Maintaining the brightest orange gear in the industry is our priority.
Read More →Vespucci Bridge Enters Year 14, Phase 7 of Planned 12 Phases
Bridge remains open but delayed. Steel plates now 3 inches deep on average.
Read More →
Citizen Feedback
Public Comments
"I saw a guy sleeping in the truck. Not working. Just sleeping. Then he woke up, took a picture of a pothole, and left. This is art."
"My GPS recalculates 7 times during my 2-mile commute. I've seen places in Vinewood I didn't know existed. Thanks FixerUP."
"They put cones in a perfect circle around a hole that's been there since COVID. Nobody worked on it. It's a monument now."
"The construction truck was playing music SO loud at 6 AM I thought it was a festival. It was just one guy dancing. My alarm clock."
"I've named the potholes on my street. Gerald is the biggest one. Him and I have a relationship. I send him Christmas cards."
"The detour added 45 minutes to my 10-minute drive. I've now seen every yard in Sandy Shores. My wife thinks I'm having an affair."
"They closed ALL lanes. Not one left. The road just ends into a cone. People turn around and go home. The void consumes all."
"I counted 14 workers standing around ONE shovel. FOURTEEN. They formed a circle. It was like a cult. I don't drive there anymore."
"The steel plate launched my car into the air. I saw my whole life flash before my eyes. It was just a speed bump??"
"There's a guy who just stands there. Every morning. Same spot. Same position. Never moves. I think he's a scarecrow they forgot to remove."
"I drove through active construction at 3 AM and nobody was there. Just the cones. The cones were working harder than any human.Respect."
"The work zone is so long I've started a book club with fellow stranded motorists. We meet weekly. It's called 'Waiting for FixerUP'."
Common Questions
Citizen FAQ
Why is there only one worker for five trucks?
Efficiency through observation. Our "Observation Crew" ensures peak performance. This 5:1 ratio is industry-standard for government contracts.
How long will steel plates stay on my street?
Steel plates are semi-permanent upgrades. After 24 months, they're legally "Integrated Infrastructure" and removed from tracking.
Why is my street closed with no work?
Our "Psychological Readiness" program helps motorists adapt to eventual detours, reducing community stress during 8-year construction.
How do I report an infrastructure issue?
Call 1-800-FIX-ER-UP or visit our La Mesa headquarters. Average response time: 6-18 months. Urgent issues: 3-5 years.
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Phone
1-800-FIX-ER-UP
Headquarters
La Mesa, Los Santos
Hours
M-F 9am-4pm (when we're in)